Slender White Suckers, All In A RowSlender White Suckers, Look At Them Go
Swimming Upstream With Sex On The Mind
Watch Them Closely And You Might Find
That They'll Take A Fly Among The Rocks And Roots
And Can Be Squashed Quite Quickly Under The Studs On Your Boots
Slender White Suckers, Spawning In Redds
Slender White Suckers, With Those Nasty Looking Heads
Sucking Up Steelhead Eggs Just Previously Laid
And Staying Quite True To Your Given Name
We Catch You And Hurdle You Into The Woods
Learn How To Fight, And Give Us The Goods!
Slender White Suckers Won't Give You Your Licks
Slender White Suckers Can Sometimes Be Pricks.
So Start Ripping Those Suckers Out Of Their Beds
And Start Smashing Those Suckers In Their Strange Heads.
Don't Be Afraid And Don't Have Any Doubts
When It Comes To A Super Sucker Knock-Out
It's A Game That, As Anglers, We Can Readily Play
So Mash And Mangle Your White Suckers Today!
WARNING: Consult your local conservation officer or ministry of natural resourses before conducting a super sucker slaughter fest.Check local bylaws and regulations. BTC does not embrace violence against white suckers. If you have violent tendancies towards white suckers, consult your family physician about your anger issues. Practice Catch And Release.
No comments:
Post a Comment