Top Water

   Are you lonely? Feeling as though there is a void in your life that simply cannot be filled? Try Topwater!


   Topwater is a healthy way to keep your life fun, exciting and exhilerating!

  Topwater is a proven way to relieve stress, headaches, pain, suffering, hangovers, and nausea! Just tie on a popper and go to "Topwater Town!"

  Bass, Pike, Panfish, Muskie, Barricuda, Jacks, Cobia, Sailfish, Striped Bass, just to name a few, ALL love topwater! Simply get your favourite (fly) fishing outfit rigged up, tie on a ( deer hair ) popper or the like, and start casting to that downed tree just off the point, or that patch of lilly pads that just screams " fish!"

  WARNING: Topwater might not be suitable for everyone. Topwater has been known to cause Severe Mental Trauma, Depression, Migranes, Erectile Disfunction, Increases In Violent Behavior, Lost Jobs, Broken Marriages, Broken Gear, Broken Hearts, Heart Attacks, A.D.D, A.D.H.D, Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, Tunnel Vision, Nightmares, Day Dreams, Empty Wallets, Loss Of Appetite, Increase In Appetite, Nausea, Heartburn Blurred Vision, Loss Of Jobs, Minds, Rationality, and Personality. Topwater may be dangerous for pregnant women or mothers nursing. Do not partake in Topwater fishing if you have Epilepsy. Topwater has been known to also cause involuntary swimming, Involuntary peirced body parts, collapse of lungs, and friendships. Broken arm, clogged arteries, infertility, deformities of new borns, and cannibalism. If trying Topwater for the first time and feel any of the previously mentioned symptoms, talk to your family physician as soon as possible.


       TOPWATER!  IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!